Friday, October 21, 2011

The Secret Behind Secret Punch

Pssh, what, are you serious? We can't tell you the SECRET behind Secret Punch! O_O Otherwise it wouldn't be secret!

What we can tell you, is that the idea of having Secret Punch originated eons ago, at the very start of LEP. We credit our Countess of Affairs, Wafa Algahmi, for thinking of this first. (Note: the blog writer MAY be slightly wrong about that...in which case, don't bother correcting her. She has probably already been excommunicated and shipped off to an island to be forever stranded in the middle of nowhere.)

At each of LEP's meetings, we drink Secret Punch and talk of highly philosophical, intriguing, and intense topics such as llamas, castles in the sky, and why the world really is flat. A different person is in charge of bringing the Secret Punch and other goodies to each meeting. At the end of the meeting, the ingredients in the Secret Punch are revealed!

Popular LEP myths debunked!
The Secret Punch (contrary to popular belief) does NOT contain:
-human blood from a sacrifice. We also do not drink out of skulls. Yet.
-poison
-a serum for immortality (sorry folks, not there yet)
-pieces of Shakespeare's hair (Polyjuice Potion anyone?)
-a special ingredient to induce awesomeness in the drinker.

Nope. We were all just born that way. ;)

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